The City Attorney's (we don't remember her name right off the tops of our heads but we're sure it's in a file cabinet someplace) office is located at One Metro Center in Sub Basement 3. We don't know what she's talking about, but we do know that she spends a great deal of time on the telephone.

Most of the City Council membership feel that we don't really need a city attorney. They are concerned that a city attorney might decide to go looking into something that's really none of her damned business anyway. Running a city the size of Boulder-Springs is challenging enough without having a bunch of laws and regulations to get in the way.